| PROFESHURS KLOSE YER EYES O TAY??? HEKSED! |
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| 06:08pm 14/05/2005 |
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hi jernul. did yo see teh fite??
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DID YOO??
i thenk mi jurnel is hurted an kan't tawk. oh no jernel i wil sehnd yo flawers. o tay?
ANIWEY. TEHER WUZ A FITE!!! IT WUZ A BIG WUN! we ded sum fiting an i dunno whi. eye wel tel yoo all aboot it. o tay?
ferst we wuz all eeting an malfoi sayd teh gryyfinders wer tri-in to steel ower food. so me an goile hed to go an geet it bak. we tolded them taht we wuzn gunna leet dumb-blee-doors armies steel hour food anemore. cuz malfoi sayd that it wuz teh DEE-AYE taht tooked hour food. an we sayd it VERI LOWDLY taht we wuzn gunn let DUMB LEEDOORS ERMY tak our food animore.
an ten tehy all looked at us. an eeven teh uther houshes. an tehy all staired at us and i didn lyke it. nuh uh. an den teh sylyheruns all sturted stanin up an not sittin animore. SLYHURUNS IZ TEH BESTES!!!
TEHN TEH FITIN STARDED!!!
WAHT IZ A HECKS?? IZ IT LYKE SEKS??? i dunno but we wuz suposeded two heks suzee but i din no how an i heet her insteed bekus i wuz mad shi wuldn teel me what a heks wuz.
an we plaied katch. wif su li. we wuz tosin her bak an forfh cuz we wuz plaing a gam. it wuz fun. AN TEHN ZEKYRUIUS STARDED HITTIN US!!! IT HERTED1!!!! WHI IZ HE SOO MEEN???? PROFESHUR SNAP HELP!!! oo wate. pro vestor snap cantt reed thes, hiz eeys ar klosed.
umm. it hurted. an i dunno whi he hurteed us he iz meen. we jus wanned ta plai katch lik it wuz kwidditch an we wuz supposd two plai kwiddith cuz pukey wil bee ANERGY if we dun win. an i don wanna let pukey down. i lyke pukey. hee iz a nice gye.
MARI ETTA WUZ I A GUD BOI TWODAY???
o tay i em dun. profeshurs yoo kan open yer eyees now. |
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| 01:06am 21/04/2005 |
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HA HA HA!!
HUFFIN PUFFIN IZ A STOOPED HOWSE!
TEHY KANT EVFER WEEN AT KWIDICH!!!! HA HA HA slyhueruntin is teh bestes efer! drako iz teh bstest keepr seekre in eth hol wide werld!!!
WEASLE HUFFINPUFFINB WUZ BORN N A BINN
HE ALWUYZ LETS TEH KWAFFLE INN
WEEZL WIL MAK SHUR WE WIN
WASLEY IZ OUR KINGG
ha ha ha i hitted WANE OPKENS!! HA HA HA
it wus aksidents pro vesters, don tak poynts plz!!! |
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| 04:07pm 22/03/2005 |
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GREENBOTTS WUZ BRILLENT!!!!
i dunny why butt thets waht they sayd. |
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| 05:25pm 21/03/2005 |
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UMMM profeshur sproute sayd ther iz no klass to day.
SHE IS RONG.
i wennted two teh gohsties klass, his-tori. an BINNS gosty wuz teher an taut klass. an tehn i wented to poshuns. pro vestor snap wuzn ther but he iz ded so OF KORSE HE WULDN BEE TEHER!! IM NUT STOOPID!!
so tehn i wented to lunch. an if klass wuz kanc cansell cancelled not happenin, tehn theird be no lunch!!
so tehn i wented to Erblogie. an proveshur sprut sayed tehere wuz no klass. SOMBUDY BEDDER TELL HER SHI IS RONG. OR DUBLEDOOR IS GUNNA BE VERI VERI MAD! HA HA HA!!!
39275328753938390pi poynts frum HUFFINPUFFIN!!!! |
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| 12:02am 21/03/2005 |
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sevviepie an biskkuts are brellence. |
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| 03:15pm 20/03/2005 |
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I EM HUNGERY
GOYILE LETZ EET SEVVIE PIE. |
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| 04:40pm 18/03/2005 |
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PRO VESTOR SNAP!!!
aRE YOU DED?? SKERY-I MOODY SAYD YOU WER DED!!!!!
pro vestor snap i lov you. |
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| 05:19pm 17/03/2005 |
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MILLI SETN WILL YOU GO TWO TEH SANT PATICKX DAY BALL WIF ME???? |
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| 12:23am 16/02/2005 |
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HA HA HA
teh danse wuz funny.
norriz tripped cornfeet an he spylld teh punch. an i had mi valintyne on mi shirt. i wuz handsom mummy sayd. an crabb goyil wuz mi vaylenten too.
Pukey keept snoggin hiz toomato. HA HA HA SHE WUZ MAD! an zakyrius wuz snoging teh ravnclaw wif asian boobbies.
GOILE YUU AR TEH BESTEST VAILENTYNE EV8ER! |
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| 05:01pm 09/02/2005 |
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HELP IT IS GUNNA EET ME!!! |
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| 07:39pm 06/02/2005 |
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I SAWED BOOBIES!!!
ZACHYPOO AN SU WERE NAKKED IN TEH LIBERARY!!!! MADMAN PINCH WUZ MADD!!!! |
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| 03:44am 04/02/2005 |
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REST IN PEECE, ANNIE TOE NINNY DOLLHOF.
i em sad he wuz mi daddis freind. |
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| 05:23pm 01/01/2005 |
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PUKEY HAZ SEVED PRO VESTOR SNAP AN DRAKO AN CRAB GOILE!!!
YAY!!!
...whi arnt yoo yaying two?
GURNAL!! YOO AR SAHPPOSESED TWO YAY WIHT MEE!!
stooopid gurnel.
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MOOR: VIKY CRUM IS GONNE!? |
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| 02:57am 21/12/2004 |
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LUK! I WHANT TRIK ER TREETIN!!!
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| 02:49am 21/12/2004 |
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I MIZ GOILE AN MALFOI.
tehy wer eeten. i dun wenna bee eeten two.
i hete DEDA. it iz stoopid. butt i rote too hole pershmunts on it.
PRO VESTOR SNAP!!!! Y ARNTENT YOO SEVIN MALFOI AN GOILEEE?????????? |
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| 02:20pm 12/12/2004 |
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i em cying. sommon jsut eet mi bessste freinds. WERE AR YOO GOYIOL AN MALFOI? CEN YOO HEER ME FRUM HIZ STUMACK?????? I WIL SEVE YOO!!
wate...i mite git eeten too!
PRO VESTOR SNAP WILL SEVE YOO!!!
an pukey iz a nice gye, PUKEY WIL SEVE YO TWO!!!
i em sew sadd. woh wil i punck? an kik? GOILLE CUM BAK!! I EM WATING IN TEH CUMMIN ROOM FER YO.
ok bye. |
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| 01:06pm 11/12/2004 |
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UMMMMMMMM.
WEHER IZ GOYILE??????
GOYILEEEE. MAFLOYYY!!!
i em skered. |
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| GOILYE YOO STULE MI PIKSHUR!!!! I WAN IT BECK!!!! NOWWWWW. |
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| 04:19pm 30/11/2004 |
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UM UMMM UMMM.
i em owt off teh ospiddle weng. mi pynkie fengur dosn hert kno morre. pomppy sed i wuzn spposede two bee in teh ospeddel wyng, butt mi fingur hert BADD. at teh kwiddech geme. REELY BADD. REEELY REELY BAD GOYEL. IT HERT!!!!
i din git two si teh fudgey dye. i wunted two se hem BOWNCE! I HERD HE BOWNCEDED! LYKE A BLUDEGER! but ensteed i wuz in teh ospiddle weng wit goile. an pommphery giv me a stik thigy to suk on butt i wunted a lolipup. poppfey iz a meenie. shi sed tat i cunt stey in teh ospieddl winig fer mi fingur. so i steyed in goyels bed aksept fer whin i wuz suleping.
i heer potty maid teh minesster dye. HA HA HA HA potty iz goin two ackskaban!! an teh gurl WEEZL het mad-i mody! HA HA HA seh iz bein kikked oot of skool! |
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| 04:11am 06/11/2004 |
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hi evurywun.
i herd goaldsteen iz a poof. HA HA HA HA HA.
POOF POOF POOP!
HA HA HA HA. laff wit me goyle. o kay? HA HA HA HA. goyle were ar yoo? yer sueposed two laff wit me.
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WHHHYY ARNT YOO AUNSURIN ME???????????? |
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| 02:54pm 01/11/2004 |
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UHHHHH TEH PUNKIN JOOSE WUZ GUD AT TEH BALLL.
GEUS WAHT. DAFNY SNAWGED EDIE CARMIKEL. BUTT I WAN A GO WIT DAFNY. I FANNCE DAFNY.
an theeo haz a wert on hiz fuut an hez ulgy dres rowbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY
BYE
an goyle iz stooped butt hez mi betstst frnd an so iz drako an i luv thm bowth soo muhc. if i wuz gurly id murry thm bowth. uh huh. espcaily cuz dey r purbluds an mudbluds r stoopid. i luv drako an goyel. |
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